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But Theodore had the cutest girlfriend.
i rather liked simon. tall, skinny, and geeky, with glasses to rival mine. but theodore was rather cuddly, which is a quality much appreciated in a chipmunk.
I understand the appeal of being cuddly now, but when I was 12, I just wanted to be the loudest.
Iwtst Buzz!
Jordan Morris says
I REALLY liked this one. It has some "stupid" elements (the ending especially)... 1 reply
I REALLY liked this one. It has some "stupid" elements (the ending especially)... 1 reply
Ben Brown says
The trailer for this movie alone has at least 6 scenes of young boys flying... 0 replies
The trailer for this movie alone has at least 6 scenes of young boys flying... 0 replies
Ben Brown says
Featuring the same jokes as last time, except now with a sly wink navel-wards... 0 replies
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Ben Brown says
This movie is not nearly as funny as it could be! Not that funny, not touching... 1 reply
This movie is not nearly as funny as it could be! Not that funny, not touching... 1 reply
Jesse! says
I saw this at the SFIAAFF and it was super funny. The absolutely best part is... 1 reply
I saw this at the SFIAAFF and it was super funny. The absolutely best part is... 1 reply
Ben Wilson says
The opening MGMT took me by surprise, I just bought that! Otherwise, movie was... 0 replies
The opening MGMT took me by surprise, I just bought that! Otherwise, movie was... 0 replies



Back when The Chipmunks had legitimate popularity amongst kids, my two younger brothers and I received Chipmunk stuffed animals for Christmas. Being the oldest, I assumed that I would be receiving the Alvin doll. Alvin is the oldest. He is the leader. And also, obviously, he is the most charismatic, JUST LIKE ME.
Unfortunately, my two little brothers are named Simon and Alex. This meant that the Simon doll went to Simon, the Alvin doll went to Alex, and I was stuck with Theodore, the fat stupid chipmunk. This slight still burns me today, and I have never forgiven my parents for casting me as the crappy christmas rat, though in retrospect they probably made the appropriate decision.