Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are the Boleyn sisters, competing for the affections of Eric Bana's Henry VIII.

Michel Gondry's latest delightfully anachronistic feature. Jack Black and Mos Def are video store clerks having the most fun ever - with VHS.

OK, so some awesome dudes are partying in NYC when a giant monster attacks the Statue of Liberty. Oh no! Good thing the surviving party attendees have a camera so the whole world can know their story! Brought to you by J.J. Abrams.

Going through puberty is rough but not as rough as learning you have teeth in your vagina. Ouch! Spend some time with angsty teen, Dawn and be glad you're not her or her boyfriend. LIMITED RELEASE

Woody Allen's latest thriller about two brothers who kill a guy for their weird rich uncle - and his money. Featuring Colin Farrel, Ewan McGregor and Tom Wilkinson. LIMITED RELEASE

This documentary focuses on the torture and subsequent death of an Afghan taxi driver while in US custody. A somber examination of the torture policies of the United States, featuring a lot of creepy Cheney interviews. LIMITED RELEASE

The Best Movie Released Ever, "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Daniel Day Lewis. It's definitely about oil, possibly some blood but definitely a lot of slapping around. LIMITED RELEASE

These two titans of the screen still haven't settled their differences. And what's more fun to watch than real war? Alien war, duh!

This is the true story of a woman who grows up a young rebel during the Islamic Revolution in Iran and is sent abroad to France. Based on a comic book, this is a black and white cartoon with French subtitles. Super cool. LIMITED RELEASE

John C. Riley is dumb and obnoxious caricature of Elvis, Johnny Cash and Brian Wilson. If you liked other Judd Apatow comedies (Knocked Up), then you'll probably like this one for things like Paul Rudd as John Lennon.