A group of specialized Kung Fu masters (who are also animals) help train the new guy, a panda, to fight against an evil snow leopard. Starring the voice of Jack Black.

OK, so some awesome dudes are partying in NYC when a giant monster attacks the Statue of Liberty. Oh no! Good thing the surviving party attendees have a camera so the whole world can know their story! Brought to you by J.J. Abrams.

Going through puberty is rough but not as rough as learning you have teeth in your vagina. Ouch! Spend some time with angsty teen, Dawn and be glad you're not her or her boyfriend. LIMITED RELEASE

The Best Movie Released Ever, "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Daniel Day Lewis. It's definitely about oil, possibly some blood but definitely a lot of slapping around. LIMITED RELEASE

This is the true story of a woman who grows up a young rebel during the Islamic Revolution in Iran and is sent abroad to France. Based on a comic book, this is a black and white cartoon with French subtitles. Super cool. LIMITED RELEASE

John C. Riley is dumb and obnoxious caricature of Elvis, Johnny Cash and Brian Wilson. If you liked other Judd Apatow comedies (Knocked Up), then you'll probably like this one for things like Paul Rudd as John Lennon.

A man takes musical revenge on The Establishment by becoming a murderous barber. Starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, directed by Tim Burton.

Tom Hanks plays Charlie Wilson, who, with the help of Julia Roberts and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, gets the United States to fund the Mujahideen in Afghanistan. Learn how wars happen!

Will Smith is the last man on earth fighting to survive an onslaught of nocturnal cannaballistic mutants (AKA vampires) of his own creation. Irony gets deadly!

A little girl saves the world with her shiny golden compass and the help of her army of spirit animals. Bring the whole family to witness this polar bear revenge fantasy.