Katherine Heigl stars as the embodiment of the phrase "always a bridesmaid, never a bride." Her sister becomes engaged to Heigl's main crush, Ed Burns, which is a big bummer. Not to fear, James Marsden completes this love square when he competes for the lady's love by flashing his giant blue eyes.

Going through puberty is rough but not as rough as learning you have teeth in your vagina. Ouch! Spend some time with angsty teen, Dawn and be glad you're not her or her boyfriend. LIMITED RELEASE

Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes are (totally believable) janitors at the Federal Reserve. They embark upon a wacky criminal enterprise in which they rob the Federal government. Feminine hilarity ensues.

The Best Movie Released Ever, "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Daniel Day Lewis. It's definitely about oil, possibly some blood but definitely a lot of slapping around. LIMITED RELEASE

John Cusack plays a newly widowed father who struggles to tell his daughters that their mom died in Iraq. Bring the kleenex to the theater if you see this Sundance favorite. LIMITED RELEASE

Juno is a pregnant teenager who decides to give her baby to yuppie couple Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner. The feel-good indie movie of the winter featuring witty banter and teen sex! LIMITED RELEASE