OK, so some awesome dudes are partying in NYC when a giant monster attacks the Statue of Liberty. Oh no! Good thing the surviving party attendees have a camera so the whole world can know their story! Brought to you by J.J. Abrams.

The Best Movie Released Ever, "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Daniel Day Lewis. It's definitely about oil, possibly some blood but definitely a lot of slapping around. LIMITED RELEASE

John C. Riley is dumb and obnoxious caricature of Elvis, Johnny Cash and Brian Wilson. If you liked other Judd Apatow comedies (Knocked Up), then you'll probably like this one for things like Paul Rudd as John Lennon.

A man takes musical revenge on The Establishment by becoming a murderous barber. Starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, directed by Tim Burton.

Tom Hanks plays Charlie Wilson, who, with the help of Julia Roberts and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, gets the United States to fund the Mujahideen in Afghanistan. Learn how wars happen!

See three generations of war in Afghanistan through the hairs of a fake beard. Brotherhood, Kalishnikovs and redemption! It's the most complicated yet uplifting story you've ever heard...about Afghanistan! LIMITED RELEASE

Secret letters, forbidden love and Keira Knightley's angst. All this and more in this epic romance set before, during and after WWII.

Juno is a pregnant teenager who decides to give her baby to yuppie couple Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner. The feel-good indie movie of the winter featuring witty banter and teen sex! LIMITED RELEASE

Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney play charming siblings caring for their aging father. Which begs the question: can they only do movies together from now on? Don't miss this one!

Angelina Jolie's glistening cartoon breasts star in this Neil Gaiman cover of Beowulf.