Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark, a billionaire playboy/weapons manufacturer, who smashes his way out of an Afghan prison with a giant iron suit. Then he becomes a hero by defeating evil doers with said iron suit. Directed by Jon Favreau.

Michel Gondry's latest delightfully anachronistic feature. Jack Black and Mos Def are video store clerks having the most fun ever - with VHS.

OK, so some awesome dudes are partying in NYC when a giant monster attacks the Statue of Liberty. Oh no! Good thing the surviving party attendees have a camera so the whole world can know their story! Brought to you by J.J. Abrams.

Going through puberty is rough but not as rough as learning you have teeth in your vagina. Ouch! Spend some time with angsty teen, Dawn and be glad you're not her or her boyfriend. LIMITED RELEASE

A woman brings her son to live in a dilapidated orphanage, then freaks out when he starts acting morbid. Featuring ghost orphans with a penchant for corduroy. LIMITED RELEASE

The Best Movie Released Ever, "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Daniel Day Lewis. It's definitely about oil, possibly some blood but definitely a lot of slapping around. LIMITED RELEASE

Surprise! The Loch Ness monster is real, and she was raised in a bath tub. A tale about the budding relationship between a boy and his mythical creature.

These two titans of the screen still haven't settled their differences. And what's more fun to watch than real war? Alien war, duh!

Nicholas Cage hunts for a franchise in this historic adventure sequel to the historic adventure prequel, "National Treasure." So much more history (and hidden treasure) yet to uncover!

John C. Riley is dumb and obnoxious caricature of Elvis, Johnny Cash and Brian Wilson. If you liked other Judd Apatow comedies (Knocked Up), then you'll probably like this one for things like Paul Rudd as John Lennon.