Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz each take a trip to Vegas to get away from their troubles. They accidentally get married and then accidentally win a bunch of money. Even though they act like they hate each other, they probably fall in love while simultaneously being totally unfunny.

Speed Racer enters into a BIG RACE and with the help of his awesome car and his girlfriend, Trixie, he wows everyone. Directed by the Wachowski brothers and starring John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Emile Hirsch and Christina Ricci.

David Mamet wrote and directed this movie about a handsome martial arts instructor. To solve his financial problems, he gets back into the sexy world of professional fighting, even though his wife disapproves. Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor.

A couple of young English boys unite to film a re-make of Rambo. When the kids at their school find out, their production spreads school-wide. Featuring lots of charming, lo-fi stunt work.

Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark, a billionaire playboy/weapons manufacturer, who smashes his way out of an Afghan prison with a giant iron suit. Then he becomes a hero by defeating evil doers with said iron suit. Directed by Jon Favreau.

This film has the exact same plot as "My Best Friend's Wedding" but with the sexes reversed. Starring Patrick Dempsey as Julia Roberts.

Ewan McGregor is introduced into a SECRET sex group through Hugh Jackman, his SHADY lawyer friend. Michelle Williams is also a sex group member who suffers a MYSTERIOUS disappearance. Featuring double-crossing, heavy breathing and hotel rooms.

Tina Fey is a career woman who wants a baby but can't get pregnant. Amy Poehler is a poor white woman willing to have Tina Fey's baby in exchange for money. Will their differing social classes lead to hilarious misunderstandings? Probably!

Jason Segel stars as a guy who got dumped by Kristen Bell. He goes on vacation to take his mind of things but - oops! - she happens to be vacationing in the same hotel! Starring all the dudes from the Judd Apatow movies.

Jet Li and Jackie Chan both adopt a white dude and teach him kung-fu in ancient China. Featuring dazzling special effects, witty banter and a lady with silver hair.

Al Pacino stars as a serial killer expert who has testified against loads of bad guys. He receives telephone calls giving him a short amount of time to live while also getting framed for a murder. Who is behind all of it? It will take 88 long minutes to find out.

Brittany Snow is a popular high school student when all of the sudden a crazy psycho stalker shows up to ruin her prom. Lame! Featuring an uneccesary remake of "Time After Time."

An old white guy (Richard Jenkins) stops by his city apartment one night to find a hot young mixed-race couple squatting there. Instead of kicking them out, he invites them to stay and they become drum cirlce friends. From the director of The Station Agent.

From the dude who wrote Training Day, Keanu Reeves is a cop navigating the streets of LA - without the aid of a bus this time. Now it's mostly crooked cops and gang bangers. Also starring Common, Hugh Laurie and The Game.

In this family flick, Jodie Foster is an author who writes adventure novels but never leaves her house. Until Abigail Breslin, a fangirl, writes to her for help in protecting her island.

The Rolling Stones played a small show for celebrity friends of theirs and Martin Scorsese got it all on tape, each and every wrinkle.

See how football began its love affair with America. Featuring boys punching each other and wallowing in mud. Starring John Krasinski, Renee Zellweger and George Clooney.

A group of math smarties from MIT travel to Vegas with their coach, Kevin Spacey, to count cards and win a bunch of money. Also starring Laurence Fishburne and Kate Bosworth. Based on a true story.

Owen Wilson is a hired bodyguard for a couple of boys who are the victims of a school bully. Co-written by Seth Rogan.

A boy finds an old book in his attic that reveals a fantasy world just outside his front door. Starring Freddie Highmore and Mary Louise Parker.

Indiana Jones reunites with Marion Ravenwood to discover that they have a teenage son as a result of their Nazi-tainted affair. Seeking adventure, they team up to find the crystal skull. Also starring Cate Blanchett as a hot Soviet agent.